First you randomly pick 10 characters from a manga/anime/game. Nah... I'm a crossover type... How about telly? Doctor Who, Extreme Ghostbuster, Torchwood, Psych, and Burn Notice.

1. Shawn Spencer (Psych)
2. The Master (Ainley!) (DW)
3. Michael Westen (BN)
4. Jamie McCrimmon (DW)
5. Eduardo Rivera (XGB)
6. Owen Harper (ZOMBIE!) (TW)
7. Juliet O'Hara (Psych)
8. Burton "Gus" Guster (Psych)
9. Second Doctor (DW)
10. Kylie Griffin (XGB)

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF…

(1) woke you up in the middle of the night?
(Shawn) I'd think I was dreaming, and drag him into bed with me to be my plushy. Abigail who?

(2) asked you to go out with him/her on a date?
(Master) AWESOMESAUCE! Accept, and do my best 'inky' from Pinky and the Brain impression, saying "So, Master, what do you want to do tonight?"

(3) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
(Michael Westen) Tell him Fi's in the OTHER shower, and invite him in, if he's not too afraid of incurring her wrath. And laugh as he runs from the room.

(4) announced he/she's going to marry (9) tomorrow?
(Jamie/Second Doctor) Not be surprised one bit. And demand to be best man. Lol

(5) cooked you dinner?
(Eduardo) Be worried... and demand he use liberal amounts of that yummy green sauce (salsa verde I THINK it's called).

(6) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
(Zombie Owen) Zombies don't sleep... Can't shag either, so there goes THAT idea. Hmm... Start singing Zombie Prostitute to him, and laugh as he covers his ears in pain.

(7) suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
(Jules) Well, we ARE both (at least PART) Scottish... I'd say that's made of UBER-win.

(8)got into the hospital somehow?
(Gus) Bring him plenty of little snackages. Hospital food is rubbish, and he loves his omnoms.

(9) made fun of your friends?
(Second Doctor) Laugh and tell him I made him one of my friends AGES ago. And watch as he gets all pouty and runs to Jamie.

(10) ignored you all the time?
(Kylie) I'd just sick Eduardo and Slimer on her. Piss her off enough, she won't be ignoring me for long. Mwahahahahaha*cough cough*


WHAT WOULD THEY DO UNDER THE FOLLOWING CIRCUMSTANCES?

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will (1) do?
(Shawn) Use his power of hyper-observance to find the killers and bring them to justice well before any harm comes to me. And gloat to Lassie that he solved the case first... again.

You're on a vacation with (2) and you manage to break your leg. What does (2) do?
(Master) Laughs and demands I dance on my broken leg. Which I just kick him repeatedly with it. He'd eventually hypnotise me into not thinking it hurts.

It's your birthday. What will (3) give you?
(Michael) A cell phone. Or some awesome device he created using household appliances... and cell phones. Or a blueberry yoghurt.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does (4) do?
(Jamie) Run in, risking life and limb, and save me... getting hurt in the process, which his Doctor will fix right up.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will (5) do?
(Eduardo) Laugh and feel vindicated after all the stupid things HE'S done.

You're about to marry (10). What's (6)'s reaction?
(Kylie, Zombie Owen) "AWESOME, Lezzies!" And then realise he can no longer get it up, as no blood flow means no erections... then feel VERY upset.

You got dumped by someone. How will (7) cheer you up?
(Jules) Slumber party, with lots of ice cream and chick flicks. Which I will denounce and we'll end up watching fun action movies based off of comic books, instead.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does (8)calm you down?
(Gus) Give the usual 'He doesn't deserve you' speech, then offer to 'comfort' me... Oops, wishful thinking on the last part. Probably find some way to distract me, or suggest I use my anger for something constructive, like violent video games or cleaning.

You compete in some tournament. How does (9) support you?
(Second Doc) Put on a cheerleading uniform and cheer me on... while subtly help me cheat, in a non-intrusive way.

You can't stop laughing. What will (10) do?
(Kylie) Tell me to shut up. Then if I don't, tell Slimer there's a cookie in my sock.

RELATIONSHIP PART

(1) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
(Shawn) Um... I claim he's invading my dreams. It's the only explanation. He's using his psychic powers to invade my subconscious. *nods* Yup... only explanation. *Hides the posters of Shawn*

(2) tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for (9). Your reaction?
(Master/Doctor) not surprised. It explains SOOO much. The Master is in love with the Doctor, and that's why he works so hard to impress him, with his grand schemes. And why he doesn't just kill him, usually.

You're dating (3) and introduce him/her to your parents. Will they accept?
(Michael) They'd say he's a bit old for me... but 'grats on finding someone so brilliant.

(4) loves (9) as well. What does that mean?
(Jamie/Second Doc) I'd say that's the most blatantly obvious couple since (or rather BEFORE) Ianto/Jack. And probably the hottest one EVER.

Will (5) and (6) ever kiss?
(Eduardo and Owen) Uh, no. First, Eddy is as far from gay as one can get. Second, he's afraid of death. And since Owen's a zombie... Yeah, it wouldn't work. "Eww... he's dead, man."


(6) appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
I'd have to agree, he IS a player. I'd remind him of Diane Holmes, and how she broke his heart... then suggest he hook up with Tosh. Hey, it would have worked if they didn't both die for good.

You had a haircut and (7) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
(Jules) I'd wonder if I cut my hair unevenly or something... Then roll my eyes, turn and see Shawn behind me, and shake my head.

(8) thinks he'll/she'll never get a boy/girlfriend. What will you tell him/her?
(Gus) Offer to fill the position if he really wants one... I'd be MORE than happy to help out. ^_~

(9) is too shy to face you and confesses you their love by sending an e-mail. Now what?
(Second Doctor) I'd reply asking if it's true that his binary circulatory system isn't the only thing that he's got two of... *cough-double-penis-cough* And then remind him of Jamie.

You spot (10) kissing (1).How do you react?
(Kylie/Shawn) Not be surprised, I mean for Kylie's defense, Shawn IS totally sexy. And he's got a similar slacker personality to Eduardo. Though I WOULD take photos to show Eddy and Abigail.


FRIENDSHIP PART

Could (1) and (6) be soul mates?
(Shawn/Zombie Owen) Uh... *laughs* No. No way in HELL. Though, they ARE very similar in a lot of ways.

Would (2) trust (5)?
(Master/Eduardo) The Master trusts NO ONE. Besides, who really trusts Eduardo with anything? Whether he's capable or not...

(3) wants to go shopping, will (7) come along?
(Michael, Jules) Of COURSE Jules would come with Shopping. Though she'd end up disappointed when he takes her to a hardware store and then to Radio Shack for cell phones and parts.

(4) is bored and pokes (10). What happens after that?
(Jamie/Kylie) Depends, is his kilt down? Though either way, I'm guessing Eduardo at least will get jealous.

(5) and (1) are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
(Eduardo and Shawn) Recess. Or lunch.

If (6) and (3) cooked dinner, what would they make?
(Zombie Owen and Michael) Zombie Owen would let Mikey cook... and Michael would probably cook some Arabic dish.

(7) and (9) apply for a job. What job?
(Juliet and Second Doctor) Well, Jules is already a detective... But probably 'hero/ine of the year.

(8) gives (5) a haircut. Is that okay?
(Gus and Eduardo) DUDE, no one messes with Eddy's hair! Lol, or the goatee.

(9) sketches what (6)'s perfect girl/boyfriend should look like. Will 6 be happy?
(Second Doctor and Zombie Owen) Owen would be surprised to see an extremely detailed picture of Tosh... possibly a nude.

(10) and (8) are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
(Kylie and Gus) Daemonic possession, and some of the NASTY (as in perverse) things some people do under said possession.

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF…

(1) accidentally kicked (10)?
(Shawn Kylie) She'd kick his ass into the next time-zone.

(2) sent (9) an e-mail that was meant for his/her girl/boyfriend?
(The Master & The Second Doctor) The Doctor would hold that over the Master's head for LIFETIMES.

(4) and (7) discovered they made love while being drunk?
(Jamie and Jules) You know what they say about Scots and drinking... *ahem* Now that the stereotype is over... I'd say she'd regret not remembering it, and Jamie would be completely bemused by the whole concept.

(5) and (6) did a work-out together?
(Eduardo and Owen) I think the work out would be Eduardo RUNNING away from Owen. "Get it away from me!!! It's a ZOMBIE, Man... Don't let it eat my BRAIINSSSS!" And Owen would find it all very amusing.

(6) noticed he/she wasn't invited for your birthday?
(Zombie Owen) He'd crash it, and realise he's no longer the 'life' of the party... and be depressed.

(7) won the lottery?
(Jules) She'd share it, possibly give some to charity.

(8) had quite a big secret?
(Gus) He DOES... He's keeping SHAWN'S big secret. And the whole 'second spitter' thing...

(9) became a singer?
(Second Doctor) Hey, it's a step up from that poorly played recorder. lol. But I don't know if it'd go over well... if his singing is at the same skill as his recorder playing.

(10) had a daughter?
(Kylie) Everyone would blame Eduardo for knocking her up... whether he was the father or not.



LAST PART…

What would (1) think of (2)?
(Shawn and the Master) He'd find him to be a worthy adversary... and possibly win against him... but possibly not.

What would (2) find weird about (3)?
(Master and Michael) His obsession with getting back into the organisation that pretty much ruined his life. Don't see the Master trying to get back in good with the Time Lords, did you?

How would (3) greet (4)?
(Michael and Jamie) Probably warn him to run before little Republic of Ireland Fiona got to him and mauled him.

What would (4) envy about (5)?
(Jamie and Eduardo) Um... His skill with a proton gun? Kylie! Jamie would envy Eduardo's... whatever you'd call their relationship... with Kylie.

What dream would (5) have about (6)?
(Eduardo and Zombie Owen) A Nightmare.

What do (6) and (7) have in common?
(Zombie Owen and Juliet) Um... neither get the person they really deserve.

What would make (7) angry at (8)?
(Juliet and Gus) I don't know... Gus telling Shawn how Jules feels, or interfering with her relationship (i.e. Friendship) with Shawn.

Where would (8) meet (9)?
(Gus and the Second Doctor) Hunting down an Alien threat, that actually turns out to be a real extraterrestrial.

What would (9) never dare to tell (10)?
(Second Doctor and Kylie) That ghosts are really alien entities come to take over the bodies of the living... oh, wait... the Gelf are the NINETH Doctor... never mind.

What would make (10) scared of (1)?
(Kylie and Shawn) If Shawn dressed up as a giant maggot, or had a bunch of live maggots.